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13 October 2009 @ 02:08 am
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ZOMGARDS LOOK AN ENTRY WITH NO YOUTUBE VIDEOS IN IT! Not that anybody actually cares but still.

My mum came back from work today and was all OMG I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. Apparently the showflat she's been stationed at for the past few days is under invasion from cobras.

LOL WUT

So it seems 3 days ago everyone was milling around and being all LOL SO BORED WISH SOMETHING INTERESTING WOULD HAPPEN. Luckily for them their prayers were answered. One of them saw this itty bitty black snake outside the showflat. LULZ NP, she thought. Plenty of glass all around. The damned thing ain't getting in and we can intertain ourselves watching the stupid thing wonder why is there an invisible wall.

Two hours later

OHAY THARS THAT SNAKE AGAIN LOLZ STEWPID THING OWAIT HAY IT SEEMS TO BE MOVING TOWARDS ME OH FUCK IT'S IN THE SHOWFLAAAAAAAAT DDDDDDDD8 *FLAILS USELESSLY*
Apparently, the snake had sekrit ninja skillz snuck in through the narrow opening under the door.
Then the security guard tries to poke it to death with an umbrella
Mum: NOEZ NAO U HAZ HIT IT U MUZ KILL IT OR IT WILL COME BACK AND
FUCK OUR SHIT UP KILL US ALL. EBIL REPTILE IS EEEEEBIL *SRS FACE* D8<

-Cue frustrating chase sequence because my mum kept hovering within earshot and making it sound like the beginings of a reptilian armageddon if they so much as bonked it on the head-

Pest control FINALLY arrives and they cut two holes in the box that someone managed to trap the snake in and they spray some stuff and it dies. Everyone: WAH LIEWZ ANTI-CLIMATIC CAN? The wimminz start whining about how inhumane that was even though they'd been screaming at the men to OMFG KILL IT KILL IT KILL IIIIIIIIT for the past 15 minutes.

The next day

Security guard: Tiemz for morning nomz. Hay, whussat sound like something is banging against the glass?
HUGE BLACK COBRA: Y HALO THAR. PLZ TO BE SHARIN UR NOMZ? :B
Security guard: ಠ_ೃ

So the pest control arrives with the sulphur powder and oh lulz you guys got a bigger one today? Heh, there might be a whole nest of 'em somewhere nearby. 8D
Some people, at this point,  felt that the pest control people were a little off in the head. This is an understatement.
Pest control guy: LOL I THINK U GAIZ HAVE A COBRA PROBLEM.
Everyone: O RLY? =A= NO SHIT SHERLOCK

The best part, however, was today. Some tiles got damaged so some construction workers came over early in the morning before opening time to put in some new ones.
Workers: K DONE. HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, IT'S HOME FROM WORK WE G-
MOTHERFUCKING HUGE ASS BIGGEST BLACK COBRA EVER: IMMA CATCH ME SUM MUNCHIEZ :9 *zooms around chasing the resident rodents*
Workers: ಠ_ೃ

Apparently this showflat has a mild rodent problem,(WTF I'VE BEEN THERE 93749574093674094759346 TIMES AFTER SCHOOL/WORKED THERE FOR A MONTH HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS) Pest control still has yet to find the cobra nest, but, knowing them, they probably just went to the empty field behind the showflat and had a picnic.

You totally can't tell I'm enthralled with abusing that eyeball popping out emote.
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ongpg on October 13th, 2009 01:34 am (UTC)
cool. did they take a picture of it?
diablosobliviondiablosoblivion on October 13th, 2009 09:08 am (UTC)
lol, fraid not.

the ones who weren't valiantly trying to catch the snake were flailing and screaming and being useless XD
Helena: Yeahxalternator on October 13th, 2009 04:25 am (UTC)
HAHAHHA OMG SO AWESOME. I NEVER KNEW THERE WERE WILD COBRAS IN SINGAPORE /dork
ANYHOO, I LOVE THAT EMOTICON. HAHAHA
diablosobliviondiablosoblivion on October 13th, 2009 09:09 am (UTC)
THIS WAS AT LIVIA SOMEMORE. THANK GOD WE CAME OUT OF IT ALIVE EVEN AFTER MESSING AROUND IN THE FIELD BEHIND THE SHOWFLAT.

AND LULZ . IT'S A VERY APPROPRIATE EMOTE FOR THIS POST
bryangohey on October 13th, 2009 05:53 am (UTC)
HAHAHA WTFUGGGG WHY DIDN'T WE GET TO SEE EM'.
diablosobliviondiablosoblivion on October 13th, 2009 09:10 am (UTC)
BECAUSE IF WE DID CHANCES ARE WE'D BE DEAD BY NOW.

LAW OF FAILZ THAT GOVERNS US AND ALL YANNOW?
ext_189787 on October 17th, 2009 05:17 am (UTC)
OMG. that's damn funny. haha. 3 cobras. hahaha. werent you freaked out or smth?
diablosobliviondiablosoblivion on October 17th, 2009 04:42 pm (UTC)
lol nah.

I was wishing it'd happened during my working hours so I could be paid for standing around and laughing and pointing at all the failz 8D
mangafreak933: junbamangafreak933 on February 10th, 2015 04:44 am (UTC)
i remember you telling me this story 6 years ago...... Happy birthday one day in advance and happy 7th year friendship!!!!